January 1999

ABSURDUS
No Heaven In Sight
(Candlelight)

Another outstanding Finnish band has hit the scene – Absurdus.  Half-expecting some kind of retro trip after the aptly titled “Ad Absurdum (One Hell of an Introduction),” I was pleased to see that classic thrash metal is merely an influence for this bunch, not a way of life.

“On The Way To Hell” blasts out with power, catchy riffs, gruff but lovable vocals and a definite vibe of excitement, a formula that is repeated throughout this album.  One band that comes to mind is the UK’s thrash masters, Sabbat, with some definite hints of “A Cautionary Tale” here and there.  The production is good enough to let you hear everything that is going on, yet raw enough as to not hinder the power.  The only place the band started losing me was “Life is Agony,” where they take a more mid-paced approach.  The plodding riff just never takes off and leaves you wishing for a return to the speedy material that makes up the bulk of No Heaven In Sight (a great album title, mind you!).  It’s a temporary lapse, though, as Absurdus quickly right themselves to finish off the album with a rousing rendition of Motorhead’s “Bomber.”

This is one of those albums that doesn’t have really memorable songs on the first listen, but somehow keeps you interested throughout and coming back to it again and again.  Anyone looking for the spirit and energy of classic 80s thrash, fully transformed into a 90s space, definitely get ahold of this disc.
[Daniel Hinds]


WAGON CHRIST
Tally Ho!
(Astralwerks)

I have been getting into IDM recently for the same reasons I loved noise-rock bands like Steel Pole Bathtub and the Pain Teens, and industrial bands like Skinny Puppy and SPK-- these musicians are able to harness and control musical chaos.  Machines and distortion are tamed to emit bursts of noise held on a short leash that could break or be let go at any point.  While Wagon Christ don't use as many distortion pedals and has replaced all the guitars and drums with more synths and drum machines, the effect is quite similar: what comes out of your speakers seems like pure mayhem, but mayhem guided to a purpose.

The purpose here is (in a nutshell) dance music-- often times the tracks on this disc are backed by a fairly tame, groovy hip-hop/dance beat.  In fact, the opening track is little more than that and a few unobtrusive samples.  But then the track "Crazy Disco Party" comes on, shakes the beat around a bit and this odd, sickly distorted voice narrates the whole deal.  And the title track "Tally Ho!" is pure brilliance, an excellent mixture of Aphex Twin and the Carl Stallings Project (think Warner Brothers' cartoon music).  Goofy, bleepy, with a great  bassline that might have at one point been live.

"Juicy Luke Vibert" is absolutely vile and offensive and great.  Imagine a recording of our hero, Luke Vibert (I assume) doing his best impression of a porn-movie narrator who gets a little too involved in the movie.  Take this recording, on tape, and wad it up like it was a piece of paper.  Toss it into the dumpster only to rescue it right before the garbage collectors arrive, smooth it out a little and play it back.  We're talkin' terrible.

"Player Piano Hata", like many of the other tunes on this disc, involve a slew of exotica samples thrown over wonderfully constructed beats.  Again, the rhythms on Tally Ho! tend to be a little tamer than, say, Aphex Twin, but many of the fills are just as buzzy and disjointed and apt to make your heard turn to the speakers and say "Wow".  If you don't want whiplash, then face the damned speakers.
[Laird Sheldahl]


GARDENIAN
Two Feet Stand
(Listenable)

Another slab of modern, melodic, Swedish death metal to feast upon. Gardenian deliver the goods, with ten tracks of intense, hard-edged metal mayhem, that is tempered with a fine edge of melody and technical skill.

The foursome are very good at keeping things brutal (the title track kicks things off with a roar) and generally speedy without losing control of the proceedings.  The vocals are deep and harsh, helping to solidify their death metal credibility, though they do experiment with some clean, near-prog vocals on the excellent “Flipside of Reality.”  Elsewhere, the band breaks out some acoustic guitars to start off “Netherworld,” a beautiful instrumental more in the classic heavy metal vein.  It’s the little things that count with Gardenian and they do a great job of giving the album variety and each song its own character. “Murder…” flies out of the starting gate with a cracking little speed riff before diving into the usual Gardenian crunch.  Album closer “The Silent Fall” mellows things out, reminding me quite a bit of some of Skyclad’s early ballads.

Listenable were wise to snap up Gardenian, who have delivered a thoroughly enjoyable album.  The production is thick and crunchy, more so than the likes of Dark Tranquility, and the band wisely chose not to overdo it by offering up ten solid tracks instead of 15 or 16 hit-and-miss like too many other bands.
[Daniel Hinds]


JAGUAR
Power Games
(Neat Metal)

In 1982, as the NWOBHM began to taper off, Jaguar unleashed what is quite possibly the rawest and best album of the era.  I first read about this disc in the old fanzine Metal Mania and immediately wanted to get a copy.  Easier said than done, but I did finally track one down at The Record Garden (back when it was a metal store) and was thrilled that the hype wasn’t undeserving.  Taking elements from all over (Sabbath, UFO, Saxon, Motorhead, Maiden), Jaguar came up with a formula that was unique and electrifying.

Opening with the devastating “Dutch Connection,” Jaguar immediately set the stage for the rest of the album.  Plenty of up-tempo rhythms, clean but powerful vocals and one of the rawest (and best) guitar sounds ever laid down.  It’s right up there with Venom’s Welcome To Hell in intensity – sheer power.  And Jaguar knew how to mix it up, too, with near-balladic moments like “Master Game,” the epic-like “Rawdeal” and plain old fun rockin’ metal (“No Lies”).  With bands like Exciter and Anvil just starting to get the whole speed metal movement underway, Jaguar were fairly forward-thinking, too, with some very speedy moments on “Prisoner” and “The Fox.”  As a bonus, Neat has tacked on the awesome pre-thrash frenzy of “Axe Crazy” and two other bonus cuts.

Though it claims this CD has been “remastered,” it sounds like it was mastered from a copy of the LP.  Still, it’s not bad at all, and still captures the intensity I remember.  The production is raw but perfectly suitable for the music.  Another plus is the excellent booklet, which includes the band’s original bio, plenty of photos and all the lyrics.

Sadly, Jaguar followed this disk with a complete change in direction, opting for a sub-Foreigner AOR approach, thus ending their careers prematurely.  Still, Power Games is a definite classic of the NWOBHM scene and a must for anyone into the likes of Diamond Head, Holocaust, or just great old-fashioned metal.
[Daniel Hinds]


MARILYN MANSON
Mechanical Animals
(Nothing/Interscope)

This is the third full-lengther from the notorious Mr. Manson + crew and the first one that I can actually say I enjoyed.  Believe me, it was as much a surprise to me as anyone...  Thankfully, MM has altered course from the goth/industrial direction he had been heading and jumped full-on into the 70’s glam-rock arena, mostly to good effect.

No marks for originality, as Manson gleefully plunders David Bowie’s past for both image and song ideas, but I do give credit for incorporating it all into his own style instead of the other way around.  There is no doubt this is a MM album – it’s just taken from a different angle than the others.

Of course, this is still not doing much for me, as I’ve never had much patience for Bowie’s over-indulgent style (heresy, I’m sure, but whatever).  Thankfully, MM has come through in the songwriting department and delivers some thoroughly memorable tunes that actually rock for once.  Whether it’s the more mid-tempo groove of “Dope Show” or the title track, or the more frenzied retro-rockers like “Rock is Dead,” “New Model No. 15” and “Posthuman.”  These are my favorite cuts, utilizing all of the band’s strengths.  The more mellow moments tend to be a bit too ponderous, though there aren’t any terrible cuts on this album either.

Mechanical Animals just feels more natural to me than previous Manson releases.  It’s still not groundbreaking or anything, but it is a good, solid album and, if you never liked MM, at least give it look-see.
[Daniel Hinds]


GORGUTS
Obscura
(Olympic/Slipdisc/Mercury)

Ah yes, Canada’s very own death merchants Gorguts are back!  I remember these guys from the death boom in the early 90s, as they stood out by playing a more intelligent and technical version of brutal metal than most.  After a few years of silence, they have roared back to life with Obscura, twelve-song slab of convoluted intensity unlike anything I’ve heard before.

The death metal elements are still the foundation, from the throat-rending growls and pummeling drumming to the high-speed riffing and complex arrangements.  That latter element is where Gorguts have really gone overboard.  Take away the first three elements and this could be some kind of avant-garde jazz or prog-rock release, with all kinds of quirky rhythms, off-beat change-ups and unusual time signatures.  It makes it very difficult to differentiate one song from another, however, with only “Clouded” really standing out, due mainly to it’s slow-as-molasses speed and 9+ minute length.  Like a lot of very technical music, Obscura requires your full concentration or else it just collapses into a whirlwind of noise.

This is a difficult album to review.  On one level, it is thoroughly impressive and energetic to boot, but at the same time you have to be somewhat masochistic to be able to take the sustained assault of the entire album.  It is definitely one of those CDs I have to be in the right mood to listen to.  It’s a rare mood, but when it strikes, Obscura fits the bill pretty damn well.
[Daniel Hinds]


WHALE
All Disco Dance Must End in Broken Bones
(Virgin)

I didn't hear these folks back when they were supporting Blur on tour, but I understand a bit of a stylistic change has taken place.  What this disc offers is some mostly electronica-based music with ethereal female vocals and occasional grunge guitars, not terribly unlike Sneaker Pimps or Garbage.  The first track, "Crying at Airports" is the definite winner here, with its orchestral synth arrangements that rival Hector Zazou in his more pop-music moments.  The rest of the album skirts many different styles, even getting fairly grungy as a male punk-rock vocalist jumps in a few tracks, but never quite reaches the same plane of musical edginess that first track nails on the head.  Too bad.
[Laird Sheldahl]

DEEJAY PUNK-ROC
Chicken Eye
(Epic)

He may at one point say "I make rap music because I never liked disco," but don't believe him.  Deejay Punk-Roc makes some dumb and funky  disco.  Chock full of TR808s, polysynths and synth-toms (those awful synthesized drums never fail to remind me of BattleStar Galactica), this music will make you giggle and... oh... well... wiggle.  Most of the tracks are up-tempo instrumentals (perhaps with a vocoded or sampled lyrical line) that build a catchy beat right off the bat.  The groove never varies much.  Chopped-up lounge-jazz samples are thrown in (somewhat like Amon Tobin's style) and there are a few nods to the Beastie-Boys' loop-a-flute-as-infinitum trick, but for the most part Punk-Roc's style is fairly distinct: dancy, stupid (in a good way, like disco-funk), French.  Can you trust a French musician?

By far my favorite aspect of Punk-Roc's tunes are the opening samples--i.e. "calling all cars, be on the lookout for a mean motherfucker carryin' a black beatbox... last seen at Cool-Mart aisle 6, his name is DeeJay Punk-Roc and he's bad".

More info: http://www.deejaypunk-roc.com/
[Laird Sheldahl]


AGATHODAIMON
Blacken The Angel
(Nuclear Blast)

Agathodaimon are a German outfit who have only been around since ’95 but managed to land a deal with Nuclear Blast for this, their debut album.  While it does show some marks of a young band, it is nonetheless a solid recording and shows definite potential.

Mixing up elements of black metal and goth, Agathodaimon tend to steer close to mid-tempo most of the time, with lots of sweet but mournful keyboards offsetting the sore throat vocals.  The blackened vocals are probably my least favorite element of the band, made even sadder by the fact that the band’s original vocalist was unable to get into Germany for the recording, thus they had to get a replacement.  They’re not the worst vocals by any means, just a bit monotone and tend to undermine the power (and beauty) of some of the tracks.

Musically, I would also like to see the band be a little more adventurous in the future.  Like I said, this is a good album, but it’s also a rather safe album.  The fifteen-minute “Near Dark” is one of the best cuts on here, using some female backing vocals to good (subtle) effect.  Another favorite of mine is “Ill Of An Imaginary Guilt,” which starts off sounding like AC/DC’s “Walk All Over You” (I kid you not) before twisting it into a truly evil, heavy riff that nearly approaches Hellhammer territory.

Agathodaimon haven’t tried to outreach their abilities or copy any other bands’ style.  Even with my great love for comparing bands to other bands, I am hard-pressed to think of anyone in this case – maybe a bit of early Dimmu Borgir in the riff department or Hecate Enthroned’s atmosphere, but that is reaching.  The production is good, clear and very suitable overall.

It’s cool to see a band in this genre come out of Germany and I think Agathodaimon could do well in appealing to some of the goth community that has no interest in the more extreme black metal outfits.
[Daniel Hinds]


HOOVERPHONIC
Blue Wonder Power Milk
(Epic)

Lush electronics along with the standard rock four-piece are utilized here to construct psychedelic pop songs.  At times this CD reminds me a bit of GusGus (down to the rotating male/female vocals) and at other times the Cranes-- especially the track "Out of Tune".  However, Hooverphonic never strive to incorporate dissonance and rawness as do the Cranes.  In fact, Blue Wonder Power Milk is pure lushness throughout, with ambient vocals, spacey guitars and quite a few violins dominating the mix.
[Laird Sheldahl]

SHAMPOO
The Greatest
(Toshiba-EMI)

Something about Shampoo has always struck a chord with me.  The music harks back to a (real or imagined) time when pop music was fun and energetic, not dreary and uninspired like so much of the chart fodder these days.

Shampoo is Jacqui and Carrie, two Brit girls who don’t try to hide their accent as they sing and rap their way through upbeat bouncy cuts “Viva La Megababes,” “Boys Are Us” and the classic “Trouble,” which you may recall from the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers soundtrack a few years ago (heh, or you might not...).  This Japanese-only collection is culled from the duo’s two full-length releases, plus some B-sides.  Strangely, it seems like these B-sides are the more guitar-oriented, rocking numbers, such as “Bouffant Headbutt” and “Excellent.”  The album cuts are all well chosen and include all the band’s hits, including the wonderful “Girl Power” – a concept later lifted by a certain other girl-pop outfit…

It remains to be seen if Shampoo can outlive their youthful exuberance and sustain a music career, but for now, if you’re looking for some fun British pop music with a punk attitude, you can’t do better than Shampoo.
[Daniel Hinds]


VANILLA ICE
Hard To Swallow
(Republic)

You may have heard, Vanilla Ice has gone Heavy Metal.  The editor told me his new style was kinda like Korn, and I'd have to agree.  Plodding beats, chunky guitars, with Vanilla rappin' over the whole deal like he's some gansta rap star.  Quite a resurrection, I must say.

If Vanilla Ice ever opens for Marilyn Manson, then I tell ya you'll be hearing a lot more of this album.

What I appreciate here is nearly every song has Vanilla growling "Ice Ice Baby" like he's fronting Napalm Death or something, either that or the original line was looped and distorted to sound more like Skinny Puppy.  All in all, the production is pretty damned good, there's a lot going on behind the fairly derivative music and lyrics. Vanilla Ice doesn't seem to be out to prove his rebirth as an Artist (lucky for he, you and I) but as someone who can sell records to (a new set of) youths.  I for one am somewhat sickly interested to see how he does this time around.
[Laird Sheldahl]


ARMAGEDDON DILDOS
Speed
(BMG)

This German duo started out as a Nitzer Ebb-ish EBM outfit many years back and have steadily evolved into well-rounded, electro-pop/rock band.  This is their fourth full-length release and probably the most ‘commercial,’ though only in the sense that melody has come to the forefront and they seem to have concentrated on writing catchy songs.  In terms of catering to trends or altering their style, the Dildos seem to have no interest.

Many have been critical of the band’s introduction of guitar circa their Homicidal Dolls release, a complaint that has never made any sense to me.  The electronics have always been the core of the AD sound and it remains true on this album, too.  I attribute it to the general narrow-mindedness of certain electro fans, but it makes even less sense with these guys than in most cases.  Whatever – their loss.

AD keep alive their energetic, dance-floor approach with such great tracks as first single “We Are What We Are,” “Escape” and the driving “1989/99.”  Elsewhere, a more synth-pop element creeps in, particularly in the smoothed-out vocals of songs like “I’ll Be There,” culminating in the very Depeche Mode-like album closer “Condemned To Cry.”  Lyrically, the band run the usual gamut from interesting if overly simplistic socio-polical commentary to fairly tasteless sexual depravity (“Sexmonster”), but the music has always been the reason to buy a Dildos album anyway.  The production is solid, if a bit overworked, and the mix of guitar and electronics is spot-on. Speed is modern synth-pop and EBM with an edge and an emphasis on song-writing.  While it may not be as ultimately satisfying as the previous two releases, it is a more than worthwhile album.
[Daniel Hinds]


BEWITCHED
Pentagram Prayer
(Osmose)

While this is billed as something of a retro-black metal album (and the vocals certainly fit that description) the song-writing and riffs are much more in line with classic metal bands like Ozzy and Dio.  I mean, listen to the opening riff to “Hallways of Hell” and tell me it doesn’t sound like “Bark At the Moon” gone bad.  Other reference points would be early Exodus and Hallow’s Eve, both musically and for the blatantly crude satanic imagery and lyrics.

I like Bewitched.  They may lack originality, but they are skillful in their choices of styles to lift and combine them to create a reasonably distinctive style of their own.  Plus, I think they are getting better at disguising their inspirations – no obvious Mercyful Fate riffs this time around!

The vocals are harsh, but in a good ol’ fashioned, Tom Angelripper or Mille Petrozza way.  While not as blatantly tongue-in-cheek as, say, Inferno, songs like “Sacrifice To Satan” and “Hellcult Attack” leave little doubt that Bewitched is more about having fun than seriously worshipping any unholy entity.  The production is good for this type of music, with nice sharp guitar riffs and a good overall mix.

Bewitched seem to only get better with age and Pentagram Prayer is most decidedly a fine addition to any metal collection.
[Daniel Hinds]


NOCTURNAL RITES
Tales of Mystery and Imagination
(Century Media)

With the current revival of classic heavy metal, Nocturnal Rites deliver a fine slab of highly-melodic metal with fantasy themes, soaring vocals and the twin-guitar attack you’ve come to expect.  While there are some definite Maiden moments, especially the galloping basslines, a good deal of this disc also reminds me of Riot, esp. the current Riot sound.  Opener “Ring of Steel” wouldn’t be out of place on Inishmore, with it’s classical-tinged speed metal approach.  Elsewhere, on “Test of Time,” vocalist Anders Zackrisson even manages to conjure up allusions to Rhett Forrester’s more restrained moments from the glory days.

Much like HammerFall, Nocturnal Rites are more concerned with writing catchy, melodic tracks than trying to out-heavy everyone else. Nils Norberg delivers some beautifully fluid leads throughout the album and the rest of the band are no slouches either.  One thing I appreciate about Nocturnal Rites is they don’t get too far off into prog territory, preferring to focus on the songs rather than trying to impress everyone with their abilities.

If I had to lodge one complaint, it would be the same one I have with HammerFall – not enough power!  The production is a bit thin and the music and vocals are so melodic, they tend to dilute the heaviness more than I would like.  Still, this is a minor complaint and it is much preferred to the bands that take the “no melody, ultra-heavy” approach, which is fine too, but has been driven into the ground.  Nocturnal Rites play heavy metal with finesse and beauty, foregoing the usual ‘evil’ disposition of so many bands.  Tales of Mystery and Imagination is an album with class that makes for a nice change of pace.
[Daniel Hinds]


PETER MURPHY
Recall
(Red Ant)

Hmm...Peter on Red Ant.  Wait, isn’t that the same label as Love and Rockets have now and the label that the most recent My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult release was on (the one that subsequently dropped them after that album due to poor sales, or so the rumor goes)?

The first thing I noticed was who produced the EP, none other than Sascha and Tim of KMFDM, then after giving it a listen to I came to the conclusion that this melding of minds is a good thing.  Four tracks on this are completely guitarless and for some reason the ‘subtle industrial’ approach works for Peter.  The fifth is a version of track 3 with a guitar and piano, sounds much more like ‘classic’ Murphy. Once again, Peter ‘the father of Goth,’ has proven to at least this fan that he is and always will be a musical chameleon, ever changing yet constant in sound.
[A. Nocturna]


LEAETHER STRIP
Anal Cabaret (EP)
(Metropolis/Zoth Ommog)

Here it is, the Leaether Strip tribute to Soft Cell.  While the tribute thing is well out of hand, this five-song EP comes from a true love for an inspirational band rather than the usual sad nostalgia or trend cash-in.  This is, indeed, a tribute, not just a collection of covers.

I’m not sure if it is that Claus Larsen’s work has improved over the years or I have just learned to appreciate it, but his work as both Leaether Strip and Klute has become some of my favorite output in recent times.  His interpretations of these tracks is excellent, keeping their spirit intact while stamping the LS sound all over them in the process.  All the tracks are good, though “Sex Dwarf” and particularly “Insecure Me” are really impressive.  Claus’ patented basslines and heavily-distorted voice rip through each song, but he never loses the melody.

Yet another fine-quality LS release to follow up the brilliant Self-Inflicted.
[Daniel Hinds]


DISMAL EUPHONY
Autumn Leaves – The Rebellion of Tides
(Napalm)

This is the third release (2nd full-length) from this Norwegian outfit and it makes for a nice diversion for those looking for something different from the usual black and gothic metal out there.  The band start with the usual black metal elements popular of late, such as grim vocals, soaring female vocals, atmospheric keyboards and a mix of folky and metallic guitars.  From there, however, the band start adding new elements to really create their own sound.  To begin with, the songs all have fairly unique structures, always twisting and turning but never losing focus.  Add to that a penchant for spacey textures and the occasional neo-psychedelic bit of experimentation and you’ll start to get an idea what to expect.  And then, just when you start to feel comfortable with their style, they throw in “Splendid Horror,” a complete tangent that incorporates programmed beats, treated vocals and oddly-processed riffs.  Further, this track leads into a lengthy bonus-track that is a bizarre mix of beautiful acoustics and tripped-out vox and effects.

While much of the material on Autumn Leaves is slow to mid-tempo, they do speed things up at times, such as on “Carven,” or the excellent “In Remembrance of a Shroud,” though they turn right around and break it down to a melancholic acoustic passage without batting an eyelash.  The males vocals are  decent, if a bit unspectacular, but the female vocals really shine, such as on the short but sweet “Spire.”

This album isn’t perfect.  The production is good but could be better and some of the tunes aren’t as memorable as others, not to mention the rather lacking cover art and haphazard packaging in general.  Still, there is much to like about Dismal Euphony and I was glad to add this disc to my collection.  Goth fans who might be looking for something a bit more extreme are well-advised to give Dismal Euphony a spin.
[Daniel Hinds]

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